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fuckyeahtattoos: stfuconservatives: fuckyeahsexeducation: Plus you get to hear about all the awful anti health/abortion/Planned Parenthood laws that are being passed. Sweet! Signal boosting! Off-topic, but important.
mademoiselle-antichrist: hank-thepigeon: fehrouzz: beautifulwhatsyourhurry: squidkitten: kendrawcandraw: shadypony: wongburger: classychassiss: pelicaneggs: prospitheir: stale-brain-cake: turntechgoddamnit: demonic-adversary: teaprince: (via apocalypsetoaster, blanklove) this is like my favorite video on tumblr ANDY ITS BACK, I FOUND IT ITS BACK REBLOG...
riandawsonspearlywhites: Ten by Yellowcard
I'm just going to keep listening to Southern Air...
Listening to the new Yellowcard album..
Southern Air is due out next Tuesday (that’s six days from now) and they are currently streaming it online via Hopeless Records’ Youtube and oh my fucking god. This album is great. I’ve fought tears numerous times already. Shit. I love these guys.
Drunk tumbling; not always the best idea.
Sorry for the TMI posts, folks! I’ll try to warn you next time. (though no promises)
somebodytookitaway asked: Hi, sorry, I'm the creep. I'm also half drunk, but here in Australia it's only 6pm. Long lunch, now drinking alone. Hi! I'm Zoe. Let's be friends. We can whine about no sex and everything else
Anonymous asked: It's kinda what I meant. I meant how long can you go without having to masturbate? And for the record, I've been a year without sex before, and currently at over 2 months.
Anonymous asked: Day and a half ain't bad. What's your threshold?
Anonymous asked: m a s t u r b a t e
Also this cat is loving on me
and I just really miss Wade and I’m drunk and really need some sex.
and in a super fucking sappy mood and I just want everyone to know how great my boyfriend is and how much I love him and being with him and how excited I am to spend my life with him. I just. I just want everyone to know and I don’t care that no one else gives a shit because he makes me happier than anything/anyone else on this freaking planet. I’m sorry guys. I’m drunk and...